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i hate my life.

i have the weirdest self destructive tendencies, i either don’t eat, or eat a whole bad of pizza rolls.

fuck everything. i just want it to stop.

Sophie: Did you use your magic to make this?
Howl: Only a little, just to help the flowers grow.

*sits in the the corner and sobs*

(Source: sephirona, via pupukachoo)

my job is killing me, i want this to end.

(Source: stichzevound)

justaduck:

moraniarty:

delladilly:

slattern:

i’m not prepared for adulthood

• what are taxes and how do you “do” them
• what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
• what if you…

• how do you pay car insurance
• why is gas so expensive
• groceries? what, why does it go bad so fast
• vet bills, oh god, I hope my cat never gets sick
• health insurance, oh god I hope I never get sick

Oh geeze why am I 27 and still don’t know most of this.

(Source: lady-stoneheart)

drtanner:

teratomarty:

Surprised, baffled, thrilled… yep.

I tend to assume they’re lying, personally. ._.

ditto

(Source: lmaogtfo)

Won’t play your hide and seek game.

I was spinning free

with a little sweet and simple numbing me.

Cloud Cult - No one said it would be easy

depressed and day off, roomie has day off too, bug roomie to go out, roomie stays on laptop till 1 pm, roomie’s bf gets home at 3.  roomie won’t want to go out without bf, and roomie’s bf won’t want to go out at all, because tired from work. don’t want to go out alone because will make me more depressed.

i even made breakfast and everything and we were up at like 10:30, fuck, i feel like a chode bugging her to go out, but all i do is home and work. i don’t have anyone like she does. i don’t have any friends here but them.

i think i’m just going to lie here and cry some more.