Giant Robot Dating Service

bigbigtruck:

bigbigtruck:

(Early) Update for Tuesday, May 29, 2012: Pages 300 and 301

In which TJ does his best impression of Oglaf’s Labyrinth Guy

reblag for the day crew

I lost my shit at this face. I laughed so hard I giggle-snorted Urkle style.

Anonymous asked: GURL WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SWAG

wha? what swag? Also, there is a list of words I am not allowed to use because I am too white. Swag is one of them.

ASK ME SHIT. DO IT.

typette:

Jupiter is my spirit animal. <3

(Source: seasepulchre)

Hey oldfags. Want something awesome?

Wossname/Juego singing the Tetris song.

funkelly:

I found a new hobby.

So I know what we’re doing at Dragon*con

(Source: halliebadger, via wilwheaton)

Sophie: Did you use your magic to make this?
Howl: Only a little, just to help the flowers grow.

*sits in the the corner and sobs*

(Source: sephirona, via pupukachoo)

my job is killing me, i want this to end.

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notcuddles:

morbidyetdelightful:

oftohgodwhat:

soundcheckyrself:

euclase:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

I agree with this.

JGFVDHJSGFDJSJSDF

YES GOOD

THIS IS NOT HEADCANNON, THIS IS FACT. I WISH THIS WAS TRUE

Oh god this is the best thing ever, MY FEELS!

(via authentic-toast)

typette:

oh my god, chestnut brown! and mousse/tan trim! These fucking dresses. omg.

FFFFF, MM is so good. 

I went to renfest today. It was bichen! I got a tankard.

good night internet.

my-ear-trumpet:

rurone:

oh, turpentine erase me whole
‘cause I don’t want to live my life alone
[x]

Curious.

from Steam Powered Giraffe’s Honeybee

LYRA LOOK!

(Source: onlylostphysics, via cwnerd12)

Anonymous asked: This is how I feel browsing your tumblr - /watch?v=5PJddmfesaA - How can I get one of these hype-ass cakes?! D=

Well, you have to live in the Atlanta area. Also real contact info.